Nothing Else Matters, except our new brew!

Introducing Nothing Else Matters, a tasty new brew from our Fifty Shades of Black, which are unique, constantly-rotating variations of our flagship Portly Stout.
We have also reintroduced two more brews, Smoke & Mirrors and Thai Me Up, because you wanted them back on tap so bad. 

New! Nothing Else Matters
With Bongo Java coffee and vanilla beans

Smoke & Mirrors
A throwback recipe with Chipotle peppers and cinnamon

Thai Me Up
Another throwback recipe with Thai curry spices




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All Hail the Pale!

Introducing our latest rotator: Hail The Pale

Hail The Pale is our interpretation of the American Pale Ale. It mostly comprises pale malt, but also includes some caramel malt for a touch of sweetness. It is hopped with Simcoe, a hop that we have not used in any of our other beers, which lends its unique flavor and strong floral aroma. 

5% ABV // 50 IBU

Fifty Shades of Black

At Turtle Anarchy, we appreciate diversity. And stouts. We know you do too, so we created Fifty Shades of Black for your stout-loving pleasure.

We took our original flagship Portly Stout and added a variety of ingredients to create different "shades."

Right now, we have three different shades.
1. Down With The Coconut with toasted coconut.
2. None More Black with coffee notes.
3.. Damnation (new!) with habanero, Chile de arbol, and Japone chile.

These shades rotate once they're gone, and we always come up with new, delicious shades, so be on the lookout.

Come to the taproom and order a Fifty Shades Sampler to try them all.
Our taproom is open Thursday/Friday from 4-10 p.m. and Saturday 2-10 p.m.